Examples of modern American women
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The following was copied from the website of a woman critical of my site. This woman obviously thinks she is perfect, and that one day she will make a great wife. And somebody will probably marry her and then wonder why his marriage is not going well.
4.31am - Arrive home. Briefly debate removing make up, before concluding
that there's nothing in my house that couldn't be improved by a little
glittery eyeshadow smeared over it. Go to bed.
5.50am - Wake with terrible desire for Ribena.
6.32am - Throw up. Reflect that although can quite easily identify the
cause of the purple component, the bright yellow remains a mystery.
6.48am - Throw up again. Remember falteringly the previous night's
experiments with yellow chartreuse, hitting self hard on the forehead all
the while.
7.07am - Fall asleep on bathroom floor.
8.44am - Wake, remove contact lenses, go back to sleep.
10.22am - Wake up with very bad feeling in the spleen area due to sudden
recollection of phone call to ex boyfriend at two in the morning and
inability to remember what was said. Check call duration: seven minutes.
Jesus fuck Jesus fuck.
10.59am - Wake with earth-splitting headache: go in search of and locate
the last two remaining Nurofen in the house.
11.15am - Throw up last two remaining Nurofen in the house. Swear
expansively.
2.03pm - Woken by the arrival of text message from ex boyfriend, pissing
himself over seven-minute long answerphone message left last night of
which he cannot make out a word.
3.11pm - Look for breakfast food. Have cornflakes but no milk, and tea
bags but no kettle. Where is kettle?
3.17pm - Locate kettle half under bed in apparent abortive attempt to make
hot water bottle the night before. Go back to bed.
4.14pm - Ex boyfriend rings, fancy the pub? Shower and leave.
These allegedly 24yo (going on 40) women advertise themselves on a personals site as "fit built".
So I am 47 years old, single again and dating. What I have found:
The women are pigs.
From meeting a couple do you know what they classify as an "average" build these days? Average is considered anything less then 300 lbs on a 5'2 lady. 300 to 500 is considered "Rubenesque" while over 500 is considered being a BBW which I have learned is "Big Beautiful Woman".
Good God American women, you are turning into disgusting pigs!
Picture of a Big Beautiful American woman relaxing in the park.
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