First 2006 noMarriage.com excellence award goes to Travis Frey.
Second 2005 noMarriage.com excellence award goes to Constanta, Romania police department.
"Going topless has its age limit, and old women going topless should understand this," Constanta Police Chief Victor Popescu is quoted as saying by the Web site, Ananova.
Police officers say they get a lot of complaints about women over 60 shucking their tops and they also find the sight ugly.
Officer Ionut Popescu said he likes spotting beautiful young women who have dropped their bras.
"But the irony is that there are more old women going topless. I find it sometimes quite repulsive," he said. "I can understand the idea of wanting to get a uniform tan, but old women should simply give up on it."
A web dating agency has dumped a 55-year-old male subscriber after he indulged in a five-year debauch which resulted in 100 notches on his bedpost, UK tabloid the Daily Mirror reports.
Llanelli-based former miner Clive Worth arranged 119 dates via D...D...com - most of which ended in rumpy-pumpy. Sadly for Worth, the agency struck him from its books after receiving complaints about his "lack of commitment", even though he appears to suffer no lack of commitment to the cause of getting his end away.
Worth lamented: "I'm gutted about being kicked out. I've done nothing wrong. The agency said they received complaints because women were travelling to meet me and wanted commitment, but I didn't. But it's just that I haven't met the right woman yet."
Worth told the Mirror that he would not take the ban lying down, and pledged to join another agency and continue his tireless quest for Ms Right until he's 80.
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